My dad didn’t talk to me for a month after I came back. The caption reads, “They put me in a mental hospital for two weeks. The parody account, which has amassed nearly 100,000 Facebook followers since its inception last year, actually takes photos directly from HONY and gives them a quote more in line with what the photograph actually shows.įor example: HONY shows us a close-up photograph of a pair of someone’s sneakers. But there are some regular lizard folks out there, as well, and some don’t believe they’re getting the respect they deserve. Lizards of New York is telling their stories, working from the premise that HONY is a con and the photographed “humans” are actually lizard people. The next day I lost everything.” (Photo: Facebook/Lizard People of New York)Īccording to the Wire, 12 million Americans believe the conspiracy that lizard people are running the country, presiding over the Supreme Court, running Wall Street and ruling Congress. I foolishly did not copy and paste the status in order to skip the payment process. But then Mark Zuckerberg announced that he was going to make all of my Facebook posts public unless I paid $5.99. Lizard People of New York “I wasn’t always homeless. I’m coming back here.’ You know?” (Photo: Tumblr/Felines of New York) 3. And who doesn’t like a cat? You walk in somewhere and there’s a cat, you’re like ‘Oh shit, there’s a cat. The chains don’t do that, they can’t have cats. Having a cat in your shop is probably the best thing you can do. You have to do whatever you can to maintain your advantage over the big box stores. “Being a small business owner isn’t easy these days. The paperback-set to come out in November-is currently available for pre-order on Amazon. Now, FONY has thousands of followers on Instagram and Twitter, as well, and is even in the midst of becoming a book. If you’re a cat lover, you will most definitely like this version the most. “Felines of New York” began a few months ago as a Tumblr documenting the secret lives of the city’s cats and has since spun off into a substantial project.
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After about five minutes, I give up because I remember I don’t know how to read.” – Finn, Downtown Brooklyn. Felines of New York “I try doing The New York Times crossword puzzle every morning. Thank you so much, Instagram.” (Photo: Facebook/Millennials of New York) 2. I think things are finally starting to turn around.
I was able to completely stop going to therapy, and last weekend my ex even texted me ‘Mouth?’ at 3 a.m. I posted it on Instagram and it got 123 likes! 123!! I suddenly felt like my life had been filled with a purifying, healing light. After realizing nobody was going to solve my problems for me, I went to the zoo and paid $80 to take a picture with a penguin wearing a tiny sweater. I was going to therapy three times a week and actually listed ‘crying’ as one of my hobbies on Tinder. Toole told the Observer the posts were “obviously” inspired by Humans of New York, but that they “wanted to make something a little less inspirational.” He said they also found that starting off on a serious note makes it easy to fool the people who can’t detect satire and actually believe these are “real stories from real millennials.” The page has garnered more than 200,000 followers on Facebook and Instagram in the past few months. This truly hilarious parody began as a jokey article for Elite Daily, where Connor Toole and Alec MacDonald, the creators, both work as humor writers. After the initial article, they decided to spin the concept off into a Facebook page where they began to post daily photos and quotes, which begin seriously as if they could be a real HONY post and then trail off into satire. I dunno, I just had to get out of there.” (Photo: Facebook/Millennials of New York) Leaving my life was painful, but I had no choice. I don’t use credit cards and never speak of my past. I legally changed my name and destroyed my cellphone, worried that they could track me with the GPS. Millennials of New York “Don’t tell anyone, but I’ve been in hiding for months. Now we’re presenting a roundup of the best so you can find all the “of New Yorks” that are funny, rather than sentimental/depressing/inspiring, in one place.ġ. We’ve written about a few and some have made the rounds on the tech blogosphere. SEE ALSO: This Man’s Thank-You Note to Humans of New York Is Going Viral
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